Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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