How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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