he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I will pee on everything he values.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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