On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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