He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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