Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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