only if we run a train.
done.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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