We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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