what day is it and did you see me today?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me