You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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