I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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