Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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