never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
