she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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