do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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