shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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