How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
