You smell like stripper and shame
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
