there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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