Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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