I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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