A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I want a musical about memes.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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