That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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