I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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