Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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