She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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