so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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