no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
