sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
