wanna go halves on a baby?
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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