Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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