Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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