Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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