Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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