: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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