Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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