My brain says no but my pants say off.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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