Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
where does the pee come out of this thing
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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