Buhtt sex?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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