Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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