They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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