Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
wow bdsm is so cute
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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