Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Even the bartender felt bad for me
It's just like the Real World with babies
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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