My hair reeks of homosexuality.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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