do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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