Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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