I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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