you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
