I got chris browned last night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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