Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
