Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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