I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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