he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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