If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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