Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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