I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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