My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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