Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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