Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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