Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
jump out the window naked night went bad
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